I’m the impossible girl… and this is why.









majichan:

my name is death and the end is near.


edmundcorcoran:

wow wow look at this great 1000+ followers multifandom giveaway by edmundcorcoran and uncleoakenshield !!! we’ve got some great things to give away and we’re gonna have three winners for this. here’s what you could win:

1st - tardis hoodie, one set of books (your choice between the complete ACD sherlock set or all the gatiss books), one pin (choice of got or thg) and one print of choice by our really great artist friend, tom

2nd - the other set of books and pin + one print of choice

3rd - two prints !! (if there’s a decent selection to choose from you’ll get the choice. we have a lot of prints, some in different sizes, and some bookmarks. if you want to see all the prints drop us a message and i’ll post them)

but hey now there’s some rules so take a look

  • competition ends 4th of july
    we’ll pick the winners with a random number generator
  • must be prepared to give address!!!
  • have your ask open so we can contact you
  • likes do NOT count
  • dont have to be following us but if you are following both of us (uncleoakenshield and mee) and you win (any set of prize) you’ll get something extra based on your blog
  • no reblog limit but be mindful of your followers
  • shipping internationally
  • no giveaway blogs
  • we will order the hoodie in your size straight from shop unfortunately that means it may get to you at a different time to the rest of the prizes.
  • send either myself or uncleoakenshield an ask if you have any questions or would like to see the prints.




i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.


i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.


mishawinsexster:

{Day 4 Make a 6 9 square set depicting 6 character traits} : All of Sammy’s character traits are bitchface





french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo



The Impossible Girl and The Last Centurion.



The Impossible Girl and The Last Centurion.



8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell